zac

[zac @ham_johnson]

@barstoolbigboys @VivaLaStool @chefdonnyy in the back

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[Jeff Fuller @jjfuller72]

This is how the sausage is made

While I don’t exactly know if it’s chicken/egg between:

-all 16 SEC schools have a top 20 SOS
or
-12 of 16 SEC being ranked in FPI top 23

… it definitely sets up a self-fulfilling reinforcement system where the SEC always stays on top.

Guess ESPN isn’t concerned with the optics of their proprietary metrics system clearly favoring the conference they partly own…

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

When she double texts>>>

[Legion of Orange @SnapAgainThanos]

Cliff notes version:

[Johnny “The Black Whisper” Warhammer @JohnnyThaHmr]

Shitting in the last 30 minutes of my shift. #VictoryFormation #QbKneel

[zac @ham_johnson]

@mrlongshore If Texas tech doesn’t “turn their back on him” what message does that send to players who are inclined to break the rules? What message does that send their families that they will support/enable their son to break or bend the rules regardless of their severity or consequence?

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Austin 🦆 @deviousduck_]

this clip is so funny because SGA literally had space on the right to actually shoot a decent shot

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[zac @ham_johnson]

@BarstoolBigCat Only in America

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Watching a man read names off flash cards for 3 straight days

[YBG Zedong @CorcoranCommons]

Sickening. This would prevent another Rudy story from ever happening (enlist in the Navy, kill your buddy at the steel mill through gross negligence, two years of JUCO, make the scout team at ND, record a half-sack in a blowout at the age of 27, get indicted for securities fraud)

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

[nolan @nolangoND34]

If Notre Dame is just completely letting the MBB program die in the NIL era and giving every dollar to football, all I’m saying is I better see a National Championship trophy in South Bend very soon

[Yousef x3 @yousexuaa]

How do I get a fake gay job like projects manager or creative director?