SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪

[LUKA @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

@TzolakiSZN @balc_top Respect!

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

Michaels Bouqet got me getting complements everywhere🥹

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

@Tony_Francko @kaka_ruto 😂😂One time on a train up North I wore my Yanited jersey, mzae wa Leeds Utd karibu aninyonge😂

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

@KukoEdwin @ochoreos “All I need is likkle saliva”😂😂ogopa Shensea

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

@MainNeli_ It retails at £7.50 out here😅

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

@SheilaLMaina You just try to keep your head up and smile yet you are losing it inside.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Yvonne Okwara, first of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Lady of the Six Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. OGW,EBS,ODM,EGH,CBS,Mother of Dragons.

#Inawezekana

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

@wilber1990f @KeKirwa Ni mbayaa😂😂

[SAINt SZN🇬🇧🇰🇪 @ham_kimeli]

@Tahiem_ @Utd_Ryan_ 😂😂😂

[kenna @kennagq]

Cunha is the kind of maverick bastard we have been looking for at united

[wire mother @cuntrariann]

7 months post break up, my ex & i were hanging out and he asked if i’m wearing a different perfume. i told him that it’s the same one. he picked my wrist to smell it and said no something is different, and asked if i used any lotion. i had, indeed, used lotion…

[5 People @_MtuTano]

You'll never believe whose idea it was...😂😂😂

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

Since we're talking about mundane things we find endearing.

I absolutely love it when your woman's walking a few steps behind you and you stretch your hand back, and she does that little run to grab it.

I couldn't find a term for it, so I dubbed it the Mjolnir call.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Night before Amorim ball

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Hata siamini what I just read

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

😂😂😂😂😂eeei

[Baby shark. @thee_mulela]

ukishaanza kusota ndevu hua inamea hadi kwa shingo ikunyonge ukufe..💀💔

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Jayden is like that really annoying ex who keeps reminding you all the good times y’all had despite them being one of the shittiest people you ever met. We have to keep reminding ourselves what he did to this country. Dude’s a man of the people tho