andrés jamón

artist, musician, producer, screenplay writer, actor, comedian, singer, choreographer, costume designer, actress, voice coach, stylist on the come up

[andrés jamón @hamandrew1]

Just came to school with no shoes because I thought my flip flops were in my truck.... I'm not ashamed

[Justin Jones @Justin_Joness]

@hamandrew1 just don't care

[Rebecca Landreth @RebeccaLandreth]

Get the weather delivered straight to your mobile device by texting WEATHER to [phone]

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Remember when Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna? That dude still has a great career. The fuck is that all about? That’s pretty fucked up.

[andrés jamón @hamandrew1]

Bowling tonight hmu

[Ethan McFerrin @EthanMcFerrin]

Vehicles should definitely alert you when your mileage is about to be at a significant number

[andrés jamón @hamandrew1]

@WCSOFL @freshfromFL What else are you growing?

[andrés jamón @hamandrew1]

@EthanMcFerrin @MacMiller @Hostun One of the greatest rap albums of this time

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Christopher Nathan Barrett

[andrés jamón @hamandrew1]

I've never seen a pidgin die from eating food off the ground, so what's the big whoop

[andrés jamón @hamandrew1]

The ocean is a desert with its life underground

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

I want a monkey so bad

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"It's simple"

"We steal the moon 🌚"