I Hoard Seeds

Big hamster energy here. You might know me as Jessica Armbruster: founding editor at @RacketMN and City Pages’ last arts editor.

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

@sweeetbeeef When I was in HS in Ohio, someone spraypainted “Corn” on the side of our school in giant letters. The “r” was backwards in tribute to Korn, but the whole thing was also in reverence for the state’s main crop, corn. I think about this sometimes. Poetry...

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

The THCs of December: https://t.co/WARBBQojkR

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

And I'll be updating this list weekly!

[Racket @RacketMN]

Our handy holiday market emoji key includes such designations as "🎩 Totally vintage," "🤎Support artists of color," and "🌈 Make the holidays gay!" https://t.co/NSCYo77uKC

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

This was a blast to write and I loved learning about public access TV's history and @speakmpls 's future. Check it out! https://t.co/eUrQiFCmCz

[Racket @RacketMN]

Nothing could have prepared me for what I heard 30 minutes into the 2024 Minnesota Bigfoot Conference... https://t.co/f0gPcUISLk

[Racket @RacketMN]

The stakes could not be higher: We're at risk of missing our arbitrary goal of 300 new members 😨

https://t.co/5PAgKL98cG

[Racket @RacketMN]

We've got 187 new members this month, just about on course for the goal of 300—will you pitch in?

https://t.co/5PAgKL9G2e

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

A roundup of the drugs I tried this month, NA beer edition: https://t.co/SyXEpLnuQS

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

Folks, we got pencils and glitter stickers.

[Racket @RacketMN]

Oh boy... freaking millennials clearly planned this thing: Every new member gets prizes 🙄 https://t.co/5PAgKL98cG

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

My neighbors have had people working on their roof off and on over the past couple weeks. I always know it's on "on" day when a guy in a truck arrives blasting Ozzie Osbourne's "No More Tears." He literally comes and goes to that tune every time.

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

@lucy_hawthorne

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

I did some drugs: https://t.co/NHcq2C9FSJ

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

@biketrouble That rogue ear!

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

I ate some stuff yesterday. Turns out the triangle-shaped food was the best this year. https://t.co/XPfrXHIz42

[Jay Boller @jaymboller]

Such a fun story! If you like our Money Journal series, but wish it was much louder and covered in fake blood, the great local band MURF takes readers on the road, dishing on the financial realities of life as touring musicians: https://t.co/CnSoa6qlBk

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

Some stuff I tried this month: https://t.co/Pm7zXhoEkp

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

@mr_ian Soooo many places send out major stuff on 6 p.m. on a Fri. and I'm like... do you want people to know about your fest?

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

@useful_noise Love the guy in the comments calling registering to vote "woke."

[I Hoard Seeds @hamatron6000]

I did some drugs: https://t.co/DipOBalMZk