Lebron Jones

Makes a better Larry than Lizard King

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

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@Houseofyogi Had this one queued up and ready to send?

Also, fuck him.

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@ag_0012 Yes he did.

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@AmericanaNatl Nature is healing.

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@TheNotoriousMMA On the plus side, one of the Paul brothers await in 2028.

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@mmagonewild

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@Evan_Rosenfeld @LaochDubholtach Personally I rank genocide high on my list of voter priorities. But you do you. Also, get fucked.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Me at Thanksgiving dinner thinking nobody can tell I'm high on dog medicine I found in the alley :

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@Scaramucci God you rich assholes are exhausting.

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@fishontherun02

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@RahmEmanuel Get fucked.

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@jonfavs Gonna throw my *fuck you* on the pile of *fuck yous.*

[Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch]

Your winnings, sir.

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@ZeroSuitCamus Ringo catchin' strays.

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@SwipaCam Athletic is a stretch. Although compared to Val you are correct.

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@BeschlossDC My elementary school buried a time capsule to be opened 50 years hence when we were all supposed to have jet packs and immortality. Instead we have JD Vance and ticks that cause red meat allergies.

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

Spanish actress Georgina Amoros shares on Instagram

“The craziest thing about this Timothy Chalamet drama with kyile jenner is that Israel bombed 97% of the schools in Gaza”

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@Super70sSports Agreed. But give me $20 on a Terry Bradshaw Pam Dawber Leon Spinks parlay!

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@Hickenlooper

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@MartinBerliner @KyleClark Thank you for your service, sir. Also, eat shit.