Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII

Lover, Fighter, Jacker of Meat, Forward Party Candidate for Hennepin County Attorney 2022. TOGETHER we can ALL have B U R G E R S.

[Unwinder @UnwinderH]

Bring on the multiverse crossover.

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

Thank goodness Twitter has kept me on this app for one whole year. Looking forward to next year, when the entire website doesn't collapse due to incompetence or I don't steal all of their hamburgers, whichever doesn't come first. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

It’s been a rough week.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Oct 28th - ELON MUSK TO OVERHAUL TWITTER VERIFICATION SYSTEM

Nov 10th - 'HAMBURGLAR CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR 9/11 TERROR ATTACKS'

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

Good news: My campaign raised more money than either of my opponents’ campaigns.

Bad news: Dark money attack ads funded by none other than the nefarious billionaire Captain Crook are smearing my good name and have been supporting my opponents since June.

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

I regretfully had to turn down @GovJVentura’s endorsement this week after his repeated entreaties to assist my campaign. While I agree with most of his 9/11 conspiracy theories, he believes the Wolfman destroyed Tower 7, and that is a line of decency I will not cross.

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

@Martha4Hennepin Oh crap.

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

@Martha4Hennepin I could spend all day talking about my opponent's lack of law licensure, or her homophobic comments, or her refusal to commit to the simple precept of BURGERS for all. Instead, I'm going to focus on my own campaign, and covering up my secret, illegal burger export operation.

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

RT if you’ve got 🍔🍟 on the mind. #robblerobble

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

"The Hamburglar has always believed in staying tough on crime, but also giving second chances to those who simply need burgers. Join me in supporting the Hamburglar, and ensuring that we all do B U R G E R."

-Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

🚨🚨MAJOR ENDORSEMENT ALERT🚨🚨

We're excited to have another LEO endorsement from the police chief of the second largest city in Hennepin, Chief Booker Hodges!

"The Hamburglar is a friend & ally in restorative justice for those affected by hamburger related crimes..." (1/4)

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

"Hamburglar's journey from scion to the biggest political dynasty in Minnesota history, to petty hamburger thief, to law school, back to hamburger thief again, and now owner of a legitimate import and export business, is nothing short of extraordinary..." (2/4)

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

@Grimace4MN Endorsing Grimace for Gov is easy! Almost any easy as, hypothetically, keeping your law license up to date, refraining from spitting on constituents, or, despite being an apolitical stooge going through cognitive decline, declining support from malicious centrists.

B U R G E R.

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

Just another Saturday with the boys. #robblerobble

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

Just in case anyone was wondering. #robblerobble

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

@Grimace4MN @Martha4Hennepin While serving time for Grand Theft Burger 🍔, I studied hard and passed my Bar 🍫 exams, and managed to keep up on my licensure ever since. I hope @Martha4Hennepin and the rest of the Frey Kids 🍟 clear up this law license business soon! #robblerobble

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

@Grimace4MN @Martha4Hennepin While serving time for Grand Theft Burger 🍔, I studied hard and passed my Bar 🍫 exams, and managed to keep up on my licensure ever since. I hope @Martha4Hennepin and the rest of the Frey Kids 🍟 clear up this law license business soon! #robblerobble

[G R I M A C E @Grimace4America]

As a P R O U D 🏳️‍🌈supporter of HAMBURGLAR for Hennepin County Attorney, I hope that @Martha4Hennepin will show VOTERS that she was a LICENSED ATTORNEY when she was a sitting 🪑JUDGE 🔨. We must demand a BURGER 🍔 standard for our elected officials.

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

This is why I got involved with politics! For the M E A T!

[Rands🍉 @Rands28466193]

🚨The latest poster for the upcoming blockbuster biopic of @hamburglar4mn just dropped and it is 🔥🔥🔥! So cool that @Grimace4MN got to meet Mr. Nolan during the filming!

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

Had a great time hanging out with my friend G R I M A C E in public! I was so proud of what he said about BURGERS! It's what a lot of people were thinking!

[G R I M A C E @Grimace4America]

I am E X C I T E D to ANNOUNCE that I am endorsing HAMBURGLAR for HENNEPIN county A T T O R N E Y!

We had a GREAT time TAKING this S E L F I E

[Hubert Hamburglar Humphrey XVII @hamburglar4mn]

@hellodonavon @BokononsProphet @Grimace4MN @SamuelLJackson I'd still hit it.