MG

7/10 human. serial cereal eater. raconteur.

[MG @hamdancers]

You'll have to excuse me, I talk with my hands a lot. Any emotion that my words can't explain is taken on by me flailing extremities.

[MG @hamdancers]

I was watching the tennis over the weekend. How embarrassing would it be if one of the players just straight air balled it when serving or on the return???

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

@tedcruz Ted, would you suck God's dick?

[MG @hamdancers]

@NarutoDaily_ July is a gun 🤣🤣

[MG @hamdancers]

@AGoldmund @hyperfixedpod That’s prettt metal.

[MG @hamdancers]

@finalformlab

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking constipated

[cee @1ovesickkk]

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Need some NyQuil to take the edge off this DayQuil. Call it a vicious CyQuil.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking comically

[MG @hamdancers]

@xEnoughSaidx @Rabid_Platypi @infinitethird

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Tomorrow is 3/16. Don’t forget to leave out a six pack and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.

[zev moved to @sybaumoebas!! @taumoebas]

Project Hail Mary you are going to save my life

[taoki @justalexoki]

"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge

[MG @hamdancers]

@Kevinw34326078 @AGoldmund @RepBrandonGill What does that even mean?

[Sylvia Plath Bot @SylviaPlathBot]

Hazardous and long,
But oh, sage grownups know

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

she projects on my hail till i mary