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a real bad egg // she/they

[tarrtarr binks @hamface_]

Oatmeal is the glue that holds me together

[claire rowden @clx1re]

you missed one

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uber driver to campus today assumed i was a prof not a student fuck u anti aging cream

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girl doing my nails just told me i look 15 thank u anti aging cream

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Mitski was right. Nobody

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i fear not enough people are getting their freak on anymore

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now why would they schedule a fire alarm testing for 9am on my morning off??? to taunt me?? thank u noise cancelling headphones for drowning it out with play that funky music white boy

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went to the lcbo for the first time in like a year and half and they didn’t ID me it’s so over for me

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all babies are they/them until proven otherwise

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna pop six squish uh-uh cicero lipschitz later if you’re free

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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just crossed a black cats path how does that feel bitch

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

[ottawaisms @ottawaisms]

Good morning beautiful women of Ottawa Ontario

[tarrtarr binks @hamface_]

@eviegir1 hope none fart in there

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[tarrtarr binks @hamface_]

practiced a no guilt/ shame august so now i must have a yes guilt/ shame september bc life is about balance

[tarrtarr binks @hamface_]

@eviegir1 our roncesvalles neighbours will invite us

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i also won’t be returning to snl next season btw…… sorry to disappoint

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Heidi Gardner is leaving SNL after 8 seasons.

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pump up the ham :)

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good news everyone i have a quebecois doppleganger my rein is expanding