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[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

You ever hear a German retell a Mexican’s joke?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Earl Weaver had a cigarette pouch sewn into his jersey. This was not a man who showed up at the ballpark to fucking lose.

[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

@10onthestemp @jarodhitchcock It’s all sweet spot when the face is the way it is

[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

Did Bald Baldford say anything stoopid today

[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

Did Bald Baldford say anything stoopid today

[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

Bald Baldford misses the glory days when he’d visit Yonge Dundas as a small town kid.

He’s right to.

More 24 hour porn booths NOW!!

[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

Bald Baldford will put up a sign asking you not to litter

[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

My Member of Parliament's doctoral thesis at our “World-Class” University is titled "Being Poor is Bad for Your Health"

[LongLeft @LongLeft59]

@matt_gannon_ I grew up 10 minutes from this course. Theres a reason its called the toot

[pikmin's model @ZaaackKoootzer]

brad bradford spent untold amounts of money to learn he’s the least liked guy in toronto

[(Win the 2027 Masters) Viktor Hovland Tracker @HoviTracker]

Shut the fuck up, pizza boy.

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Keegan Bradley when he gets asked about running back Morikawa/English

[malcolm leX @lexwaslike]

me for the remainder of the post season

[viktorious hovland @hovihead]

just absolutely yapping away

[blue on the board @blueontheboard]

Scouring Getty for all the build-up photos. This is my favourite one so far.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Jimmy Carter has written a collection of poetry.

It includes his latest poem, entitled "Ode to a country full of stupid, ungrateful bastards."

[HamFaceHorseTorsoGerbilPelvis @hamfatale]

No surprise @SkySportsGolf is only willing to pay for four bars of music

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

stanton is not listening