sam

can i get uhhhhhh.. no goldfish just pork

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check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

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brittany broski: let the trials BEGIN👏👏

harry styles:

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not seeing wicked: for good until Friday

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@KrebsTriston ĦÖŘŞĒŠ

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ARIANA AND YUNGBLUD NEXT YEAR?!? the concert ticket gods are on my side

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@KrebsTriston me in the terrifier house

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EL ARTISTA IS A MASTERPIECE OH MY GOD ILL BE THINKING ABOUT THAT HOUSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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@SUNFLOWRV28 AHHHHHH YAYYYY!!!! HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST TIME!!

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JUST FOUGHT FOR MY LIFE YALL THAT SEAT GEEK QUEUE CAN EAT CONCRETE. SEE YA JULY 3rd 😭✨

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@SUNFLOWRV28 sometimes there would be none but I kept going back and pressing view tickets or clearing the code and putting it back in. I hope they’re not sold out yet for you😭 this has been an absolute NIGHTMARE

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@SUNFLOWRV28 nope! it came up to this screen and brought me right in

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@SUNFLOWRV28 i went on the app and just put in the access code I got! brought up a bunch of tickets!

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GEMINI AT UNIVERSAL HORROR UNLEASHED??
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

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@KrebsTriston

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HIS LITTLE JUMP. CRYING. I LOVE HIM. HES SO TALENTED.

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YOU GUYSSS. FINALLY SAW POUNCER TODAY😭😭

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mardi’s over. happy HHN.
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imessage 8-ball and I have BEEF

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@KrebsTriston me:

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and I only cried (sobbed) twice so

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JUST GOT HOME FROM SEEING WICKED. NOBODY TALK TO ME.