hammie elizabeth

the one and only, glowy wiggly worm.

[hammie elizabeth @hamianagrande]

So my mom graduated with her MSN in the 70s and has since lost her pin she received at graduation. As a surprise, I contacted her school and got her a new pin. So when she pins me during my graduation in May, I can turn around and pin her and she'll have no idea. i'm so hype

[Iso @xpaleveilx]

nah i'm actually going to throw up.... this literally has me in tears every time i read it. i am not ok

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Drake right now: “Aw phooey!”

[bum @BattleRapBum]

money on the line mo

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

“Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”

Why Kendrick look at the camera like 😭

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks

[Aaron Luque-Gooden @Aaron_And_Stuff]

Unusually and
exceedingly
peculiar and Blonde
altogether
quite impossible
to describe

[cameron @cambeserious]

hearing this live would make my soul leave my body https://t.co/smTm4UX4lo

[irene. @pascalcoded]

this diva

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[Soham 🪐 @intoyouuarii]

Glinda when she saw Elphaba for the first time:

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[ivy @ohhhhhherewegoo]

even christopher nolan was gagged

[mipha 🦋 @miphapuff]

in the cozy game clurb, we all fam 🫶🏻✨

[hammie elizabeth @hamianagrande]

ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Stardew Valley 1.6.9 is now available for PC/Mobile/Console!
(Please be aware some platforms are still in the process of rolling out)

[tay☆ @skinnnydipping]

me in the bar bathroom realizing i did not need those last three shots

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @horanluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[beatriz ☆ @margotsprestige]

girl it’s national pasta day in my house everyday