Hamilton Skies

Breadwinner, volume shooter, ball knower

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

DA’s (@hamiltonskies)’s Crunk Juice. Drink this to unleash the beast

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Maybe It’s Me

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Hawks haves Knicks right where they want them.

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

And I’m not even a right shoulder bump fade guy!

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Corporate after they see I completed the 2 hour safety training in 32 seconds

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The hell was James and the giant peach even about

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

Next time I spend $60 on dinner I’m taking something from the wall

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

First down celly when big turd goes down on the first flush 👈🏻👈🏻

[Brennan Huff @HuffBrenna24060]

That shits fucked.

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

Good call by the haters in 2025 you were absolutely right

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

Q-Zips, matchas, and 4:33pm dumps🦧🫴🏻😼✈️🦍

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Hog reveal at 10k🦧

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McRib x Grinch Meal for lunch today. The Jordan and Pippen of modern lunches

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Forgot how easily I can clog the toilets at my parents house. Not industrial grade🦧

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

So Mr brightside is on my gym playlist sue me

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

Hinge things I’m “most compatible” with the fattest people in the world smh

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Turns out my gym crush is a mother of two😼

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Lowkey first wipe gotta be back to front to get the danglers

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Call me the gales of November the way I come early

[Hamilton Skies @HamiltonSkies]

The voices in my head have a winning rate that would put the ‘96 bulls to shame