Theo w/ Nathan Foad Certified Lucius Energy

26 year old genderfluid person trying to live his best life. He/They pronouns 🥰

[Agent Stone @SycophantStone]

I am not meant for casual.
I was born for soul crushing devotion.

[Leviathan @jellyleviathan]

“Look, doctor. That one has a mustache like yours!”
#stobotnik

[Theo w/ Nathan Foad Certified Lucius Energy @HamiltweetTrash]

@pocketbanana When they’re with Gerald, he finds one and is trying to pick it up while Ivo is streaming. Stone is laughing like usual. Ivo rushes over, yelling at Stone and cutting the stream for a moment to go help him. It’s the first crack in the glass that just keeps getting bigger.

[Banana @pocketbanana]

Crab era stobotnik going outside just to play pranks on random people, like gluing a coin to the sidewalk and giggling like true supervillains while watching people trying to pick it up

[Demetera 🪨 + 🥚 = ♥️ @Demetera_]

"he's a war criminal" "he's insane and a danger to the public"

Well I THINK he's a cutie and did nothing wrong ever and if he did it was deserved

[Theo w/ Nathan Foad Certified Lucius Energy @HamiltweetTrash]

@Heralen @YouTube @TeamYouTube Either say which video it is and how to fix it or don’t flag creators with an AI algorithm. It’s been heartbreaking as a viewer to see almost every creator I’ve followed go through this since monetization began.

[MarStar✨ @MarStarr_]

@Demetera_ If Ivo gets a Mr. Tinker like arc where he forgot his memory or can't remember Stone...they better add these as what helps him remember as he gets his memory back

[LilacBeeDoodles @normielilac]

Even seeing clips from this show hurts my soul, they were so perfect 😭😭

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[ً @holyaches]

like any unloved thing， i don't know if i'm real when i'm not being touched.

[Demetera 🪨 + 🥚 = ♥️ @Demetera_]

If Stone's not the one to make Metal I want him to offer him a handshake with a big ass smile and Metal to actually take it and do it gently in contrast to Knuckles in S2

[tangerine iv drip @miiykei]

people need to start headcanoning more buff older men as trans it cant always be the skinny androgynous guys

[lilit @lilitsamess]

if the dnp and smosh collab ever happens i have two main requests:
1. put them in a video with tommy so they can flirt with him
2. put them in a video with angela and make her and dan have a crash out

[ً @holyaches]

some say the loving and the devouring are all the same thing.

[ً @holyaches]

loving me is going to haunt you for a lifetime.

[Demetera 🪨 + 🥚 = ♥️ @Demetera_]

They do need each other and are codependent but Rob does need Stone more, be it physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.

Stone has shown more than once that he can cope with Rob's absence although it is difficult, whereas Rob can't even fathom being without him for too long

[★ maria ! ‧₊˚ A/C eras poll 📌 @starsziracrow]

wait were they just waiting pride month to end to post this

[Jay's s3 hot takes ☕️ @jalattesart]

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD-