Hamish

I got her number, how’d you like them apples?

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

Ironic that I’m posting this on here: my letter to The Times, published in today’s newspaper.

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

Fashion creative: a shoe needs a soul

Me (an intellectual): a shoe needs a sole

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

Update: someone has just loudly said “I’d love to know how many people in this queue voted for Brexit. Bastards.”

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

I am once again reminded that Remain completely missed a trick in 2016 by not using the following as their whole campaign:

“You will have to queue longer when you go on holiday”

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

@Control4 is total money making scam! Whoever invented it is a cunning con artist

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Ben Silverman needed to hole-out from 109 yards to make the cut.

He decided to mark his ball when play was suspended Friday night.

So he had a range session full of 56-degree wedges before his attempt.

Look how that turned out for him ⬇️

[Scottish Rugby @Scotlandteam]

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[Johyan @JohyanCruyff]

This ref…..

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

You have to break a bone to get a penalty at Liverpool let alone at the Kop end,

[RAŽ⛩️ @SS____899]

Colwill is so so good man, wait till my boy get his runs at CB.
You’ll learn.

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

@mayne_hugo Always wait until halfway through eating to take the photo

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Chelsea captain. 💙

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

"BEN STOKES. YOU BEAUTY FOR ENGLAND!" 🏏🔥

Usman Khawaja is dismissed for 65 ❌

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥

MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF!

ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

[Merchiston Rugby @MerchiRugby]

🏰 Scottish Schools Cup Winners 🏆

Thank you to @EdAcadSport @edinburghacad for an incredible final 🤝

So much skill, ambition to play, guts & heart from both teams. Every player left it all out on @BTMurrayfield 💙

#readyayeready #solidcastle #legacy

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

@LumoTravel my 16:24 train from KX to Edinburgh has been cancelled and your last service today is 14:30 which I can’t get to. Can I get on a later LNER service with my ticket?

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Antony Taylor doing Chelsea over again

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Everyone seeing Tiger Woods walk up the 18th at St Andrews #TheOpen

[Hamish @hamish5brown]

The faces from China’s Uyghur detention camps https://t.co/6jgJ4dbhHu via @BBCNews