hamishmash

Founder of @heywhatstudio and designer for Glastonbury West Holts stage @westholtsglasto. Starter of trouble. Not terribly apologetic.

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@ArturiaOfficial Is your website ok? Trying to buy and getting him as gateway timeout. :(

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@meg_pope @Tesco This sounds misleading. Hey @tesco are you familiar with the Consumer Protection from Unfair Trading Regulations 2008 regarding misleading packaging?

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@meg_pope @TristanCorkPost @MsDisordeer @PaulGillisphoto

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@DeliverooHelp Worst customer ever has cost me £60. Check your email. Unbelievable.

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@fergieweather What would cause the clouds to split like this?

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@BristolCouncil Can we just leave Bristol Bridge open to all please? I live in Redcliff Backs and it’s a massive pain!

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Bad news - Carrie’s a fan.

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

How can you tell when the PM has been having bigger weekends than you?

Evening Prime Minister

#BorisJohnsonMustGo #borisjohnson #bojo #lockdownparties #cocaine #ukpolitics #politics @BorisJohnson

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@BristolAirport I accidentally booked my fast track security for 2.30am rather than 2.30pm. Will that be an issue?

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@Nickhalo01 It can’t snow all the time.

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@FiveGuysUK To actually receive my full order. Someone forgot my shake and now you’re not taking orders on Deliveroo. 2022 sucks so far.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Scientists astonished to discover Omicron is able to multiply 70x faster than Delta, making it the only known organism that can reproduce faster than Boris Johnson

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

Brilliant ‘subtle jab’ by the BBC. #BorisTheLiar

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

There was no Government minister available to speak to #BBCBreakfast at 0730 this morning.

It follows a video emerging showing senior No 10 staff joking about holding a Christmas party at Downing Street last year.
https://t.co/1Fhk30RY3d

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@BudvarUK @Nickhalo01 every time.

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@ScotRail I have tickets booked for third 2nd from Edinburgh to inverness. I have lost the card I booked them with. How can I collect my tickets?

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@meg_pope Totally agree. They should have gone to the pub.

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@jamiedonuts @meg_pope Whatever. Far beyond my skills.

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@meg_pope Yes.

[Kiran Kumar @KiranKumar_Off]

Republicans are comparing Trump to Jesus.Fair enough. Nail him up, if he comes back in three days, I’ll admit I was wrong.

[hamishmash @hamishmash]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck off you sad fuck tumble