Hamish McHamish

Author and bon vivant

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

Boo! I love the fact that the estate agent selling Mum's house mentions the fact that I used to live there... https://t.co/qv3I5U8SYu

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

I also want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents. Catch you all later!

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

I generally consider myself to be above politics, but the future of our country's just too important. #nothanks

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

Please help support No Thanks, add a #Twibbon now! http://t.co/1OuUPQZvNS

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

@cmotion Changed my mind. I'm seriously freaked out at having to move down south at my age.

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

@physicsclaire @Dr_Lucie Give her my love!

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

I'm being inundated with tweets from humans who've set-up Twitter accounts for their cats. #weirdos

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

Discussions with colleagues @carlbildt, @fredsaunderson and @sikorskiradek about developments in Ukraine.

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

@EOBwrites Absolutely. Get in touch with my friends at @JGI107 or @WaterstonesStA.

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

@nickblackbourn @JordanGirardin @CentreTransnat Unfortunately, life just got in the way that day.

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

@joancollinsobe You tease! How I wish I'd been able to join you and Percy. Maybe next time though?

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

@JacquiThompson2 I wish they'd fuck off and try and break-up someone else's country.

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

I've various calls today with @BoroughofPoole to try and identify a suitable location for my statue if Scotland loses its mind next month

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I am starting to feel sorry for Diana. #GBBO

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

@revlornascot Big purrs to Effie!

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

#throwbackthursday my book launch back in 2012 https://t.co/q8x4tgnFJr

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

The students will be back soon. I can almost smell them.

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

BBC have confirmed that in the event of Scottish independence, Norman will be asked to leave the #GBBO tent. Need another reason to vote no?

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

It's the hottest day of the year and you take the guy's ice cream out of the freezer? #justiceforiain #gbbo

[Hamish McHamish @hamishstandrews]

Yes, I am Hamish McHamish from #SecretLifeofCats