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[Jacob Geller @yacobg42]

just another day reading all the facts on Wikipedia's home page

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH I'm deleting all my social media. find me frolicking in the wilderness. or on WhatsApp or whatever

[orca apologist @sonikudzu]

my first time meeting a kid that only cared about screens spooked me. i thought people were exaggerating, typical “kids these days” stuff, but no. they’re super weird to interact with, not like a normal kid

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

@depthsofwiki these pissed me off so much when I was little

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

i think in the future instant ramen will be remembered like how we think of hardtack

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

🎯

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

@bob52119719 @CircleToonsHD oh this is actually nauseating

[Cristinaꪔ̤̮ @crimsoooo]

he should’ve been at the club

[Alina Stefanescu @aliner]

It’s the simplicity of the declaratives. And the repetition of those two lines enacting the turn wherein your dance partner spins you twice rather than once— the expectation shifts; the “I didn’t turn” dizzies itself. The “one like me” poems it alone.

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

I like the ambiguity of Gonzo's species, but my personal theory is that he's evolutionarily related to a Dodo bird.

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

@simplytomh God I really hope so now.

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

update on this: he texted me back ten minutes later and we went out for drinks :) good time had

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

waiting for a text back

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

this + a rose vibrator and a 20 minute positive affirmation video could end a lot of relationships

[funny plush friday (also on bsky) @funnyplushfri]

friday

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

ummm anyway ^_^ gender is stored in the heavily distorted image

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

oh my God I've been a fucking idiot. so committed to not bothering anyone I've been almost killing myself

[tony tony bobony banana fana fofony fee fi momony @hamittopapuru]

"boy why have I been feeling so weak and shitty"
realized Ive forgotten to eat a real meal for several days 🙃