Scott Baisden

Him/he/they

director, cinematographer, actor, editor, amateur VFX, FX makeup

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@BellaLittleBun I actually bought that exact breast form. Well, in B size. I have to send it back, unfortunately. It fits my 38-40" chest, but the breasts end up so close together that I look like I've just got one -- in the middle of my chest. Really bummed, they had great weight and feel. :(

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@HalfwayPost Trump is Vice President? I thought he was the First Lady.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@MTGrepp @realDonaldTrump How are you going to raise your hand, Thalido-Marge, you half-wit flipper baby?

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@realDonaldTrump Eat shit, Il-Duce-Bag. Every word of that trash salad is a lie and you're an inbred fucking idiot traitor. Tou're an international embarrassment. When your soul is finally sitting in God's Spam folder, the global celebration will be so raucous, it'll knock Earth out of orbit.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk I have a funnier idea. Everyone in your family gets brain cancer. You, your daddy, your brother, your shitty, ruined children. Everyone. I'm laughing my ass off.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@RepMTG YES, YOU NUMB TWAT! THAT'S THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING POINT! DO IT NOW! Your giant empty pumpkin almost rattled out its first thought ever. Congratulations. Take a moment to suck your own dick, Thalido-Marge. You've earned it. Unlike your salary and lifetime concierge healthcare.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@RepMTG And you spent taxpayer money on being a miserable cunt. Neato.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@Rightanglenews @RepMTG Rich, considering the obscene number of rapists in your party.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@RepMTG Does that mean you have to keep crapping in your hand and smearing it on the walls of your padded cell, you slobbering lunatic?

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@RepMTG Your frat buddy Matty fucked teenagers. You gonna rant about that, or are crimes only bad if you can politicize them against immigrants?

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@RepMTG Wait, what about thalidomide flipper baby mutant shitsacks like you? Do they get their own bathroom? Or are you just going to continue to shit in a bowl in the corner of your cage like the drooling circus freak you are?

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@LindseyGrahamSC @nypost Hunter fucking Biden? Jesus, you're a pathetic, sniveling creep. That's what you've decided to talk about? A four fucking year old nothing burger?

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@LindseyGrahamSC @SpeakerJohnson A dumb white milquetoast is proud of another dumb white milquetoast. Fuck you both.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@LindseyGrahamSC What a fucking shock that you're friends with a sexual predator. Did he let you sniff his dick after wiping it off on your office curtains?

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

#Veteran voting record, 60/40 in favor of Trump.

I guess you ARE suckers and losers. Your sacrifice was meaningless. You just installed a dictator, suckers.

Pathetic.

#SuckersAndLosers #TrumpCheated
#TrumpIsAnExistentialThreat
#TrumpIsARapist
#TrumpIsADictator

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@washingtonpost Fuck him and fuck your corporate master.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@childishgamzeno Why bother? Good people did everything right and still lost.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@cowboylikejul @JeriLRyan Yup.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@elonmusk became the most hated man in (half) the country. It's time to start reporting on the whereabouts of his jet again, see how fervently he defends the First Amendment then.

[Scott Baisden @hamlet3k]

@jakepaul Hey, is it true that @MikeTyson kicked the everloving shit out of you so fucking brutally that the footage won't be released? Like, knocked the fuck out? Is it true that you woke up and cried like a child?

I'd worry about a CTE, but you don't have a brain to damage.