Hamlet PhD

•I'm Hamlet. I'm an adult and I'm pretty sure my bones are melting.
•The gay agenda is punching racists.

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@NinaRene6 @stealth_riot *to the tune of pink pony club* KEEP! LOSING! FREAKS!

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

so i'm going to the ren faire tomorrow. i wanted a renaissance mourning pendant so after some studying i made one for my hamlet costume. the question was...who should play hamlet's father? the answer? obvs @DannyDeVito so, i sat down to craft this after photoshopping for hours

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

That is Desmond

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@tumblr This post made me log onto twitter to tell you how much I hate this idea so if that was your plan, great job. Otherwise? Bad. Bad idea, guys. This takes away the community aspect of tumblr. If you wanted to kill tumblr, this is a great start.

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

why is it that only porn bots follow me and not hot men named horatio

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Anti woke sinners would literally be pro KKK

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@discord_support Just cancelled nitro. RIP Discord

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@Hazcan159 @fartagaz I'm not finding this statistic anywhere. In all studies I'm seeing an error margin of 73-75% depending on state which is not at all small... I'd sincerely love to see the studies you're looking at because they are impossible.

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@Hazcan159 @fartagaz Sweetie, I don't know if you just lack reading comprehension or you're looking for a fight...but I can link you to a wonderful tutor who has affordable rates should you like!

Legal citizens are being arrested too. Even then, every person gets due process.

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@Hazcan159 @fartagaz i will link evidence the moment that you do. not a screenshot. real, factual proof. let's see proof that EVERY person that has been arrested by ice has committed a crime and i'll gladly apologise for my woeful ignorance. if we're going by that logic, trump is a convicted felon.

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@Hazcan159 @fartagaz oooh, i think you must be confused... see, trump isn't a rebel. hope that helps.

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

omg the twitter pride flag is great #MyXAnniversary

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@NickLutsko one big hell yup for desmond.... i cannot believe we lost him so soon. thank you for such a beautiful memorial. i was not aware that desmond's ass was quite so thicc

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@HOMEE1999 @krassenstein What's your address? Would love to send you a dictionary, sweetie

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@lanebrown_3 @krassenstein Puerto Rico............is part of America. Your Oklahoma education is showing.

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@NickLutsko consider: we make....beetlejuice the president?

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

@HashtagGriswold At my leftist barista meetup they give us a list of all the favourite orders of problematic famous people, just for moments like these

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@WhiteHouse i didn't realise that being a billionaire made you an outsider... much to consider. 😔

[Hamlet PhD @hamletapologist]

@JoJoFromJerz everyone saying this is just what old people hands look like and that's wrong i have a phd in old people and they don't look like this