horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡

🏳️‍🌈 i love HAMburger @sadboihamlet22 RIP my beloved bestie 🤞❤️

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i’m just gonna let fortinbras do his thing and i’ll go mourn these deaths in peace… goodbye my bestie for the restie in peace <3 #ilovehammywammy #myonebff #horatioandhamlet

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

AND NOT ONLY THIS freaking fortinbras comes marching in, declaring himself king of Denmark… jesus.

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i have seen so much death around me… i think i need to stop being the therapist and get one for myself

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i have seen so much death around me… i think i need to stop being the therapist and get one for myself

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

rest in peace my best friend. the one i loved most and my dearest friend. may you rest peacefully in heaven ❤️❤️ RIP hamlet <3

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i just watched 4 people die right in front of me, including my bestie… going hiatus for a bit dont hmu.

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i need thoughts. who do you think i’m a better mom for ??

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

@strumpymommyh8r @xla3rt3sx i gotchu you bestie ‼️🤞

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i swear i think i am the best mom here and i’m not even a woman #horatiomom #horatiomanboss

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i swear i need to be paid to be a babysitter. this is too much for me

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

@strumpymommyh8r thanks bestie !! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

bro not only am i helping my bestie with his daddy issues, now i gotta watch ophelia his ex ??? i need to be payed at this point. only free for my BFF 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

i left ophelia for a few minutes to read my besties letter about getting attacked by pirates and i find out she drowned ??? girl literally started singing “under the sea” and meant it

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

YAS BESTIE’S BACK ‼️‼️‼️

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

@sadboihamlet22 WELCOME BACK BFF

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

bestie sent me a letter from england :))

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

HE GOT ATTACKED BY PIRATES ?,!:!):!(!:!!

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

bestie sent me a letter from england :))

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

@sadboihamlet22 😯😯 i mean depends ??? we need to get your revenge for your dad tbh

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

. ⁦@sadboihamlet22⁩ was listening to this and thought of you <333 https://t.co/7gzp9SHqZi

[horatio ✧˖°‧⁺｡ @hamlets1mp]

@sadboihamlet22 bestie…. ????

[Prince Hammy 😭😡🔪💀 @strumpymommyh8r]

@hamlets1mp @sadboihamlet22 #bestiesforlife #antiuncledaddy