homie horatio 💯AB

you already know who it is ✌🏻hammy's best friend

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe @MamaHamLuciani Bro don't talk to your mom that way. She took good care of us as kids. Her double dipping is not your concern 🤢 God will take care of that.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

In conclusion, I don't know what I'm gonna do now. I mean, everyone's dead. I should of deescalated the situation. Now Fortinbras here 🙄

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

All my friends are dead, push me to the edge. RIP HAMLET 😭

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe @Call_me_Claude @Gert_best_mom @homer_laertes I heard you get really high from that poison...like...you go to heaven.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the...ts ts....FLOOOOOR!

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe It's ok man, you'll find someone else. IF you do survive this fencing match, just download Tinder or scower Instagram for some baddies.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe @itsopheliaaaa We already saw him a couple times now so 🙄 I hope you don't come back as a ghost. #ghostsofgirlfriendspast #MatthewMcConaughey #goodmovie

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

Yo Hamlet. Umm...I'ma be real here. You ain't gonna win against Laertes. I mean you can front all you want but I'd probably just poison him.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

Hamlet why are you fighting with Laertes inside Ophelia's grave? I'm your friend but sometimes it seems like you're digging your own grave.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

Poor Hamlet. Ophelia's death is unfortunate. But I mean there's plenty of fish in the sea. Plenty that aren't as crazy as her 👀

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

I got my eyes pealed on the King. If he even shifts an eye I'll be on him like white on rice. I've played poker before I can read people.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@PugnaciousPol There's something fishy in the state of Denmark.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

My lips are sealed about what we all saw. But damn, he better not go crazy, I don't need my best friend to start trippin' on me. #staycalm

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

This new rhythym is bumping throughout Denmark. Really hits home to @Gert_best_mom am I right?

https://t.co/eHTgcGTCYs

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe If it's a ghost dad ting, better talk nice 👌🏻🌺 karma sucks so don't lose your head. Just looking out brother ✌🏻

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe have you gone mad? I'm Horatio...😢 I thought we were bros...bro

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe Number one rule of scary movies: DON'T FOLLOW THE GHOST. This ain't Ghost Hunters. Now I gotta come save you from death smh.

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

@HammyJolliffe I don't know what you're planning, but it might be safer to call Ghostbusters my dude 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Hammy Jolliffe @HammyJolliffe]

ma went for groceries, came back with my uncle #yourenotmydad

[homie horatio 💯AB @hamletsdayone]

I thought the guards were crazy but I guess I was wrong. Looks like I believe in ghosts now 💀