Hammad Islam

Rather Be Honest Than Impressive

[Hammad Islam @hammadislam138]

@div4soo @Marxitect You pathan?

[Faisal Yousaf @FaisalYousaf66]

Babar was given clear instructions on how to meet King Charles. The instructor told Babar to ask King, “How are you” & expect a “I’m fine & you?” Babar was told to reply, “Me, too”

But it went horribly wrong.
Instead of asking the King, “How are you?” Babar asked, “Who are you?”

Charles was a bit shocked but replied, “Well, I’m the King.”

Babar replied, “Me, too.”

[Pat Cummins @patcummins30]

Adding my support here to GC and the other former international captains. I hope the court ordered medical assessment be allowed to run its course, and that family visits continue. I hope Imran Khan is treated with the dignity anyone deserves

[Kyle “Blick Em” Harris @kyleharris223]

Yall ever cracked someone you used to jack off to? Elite feeling. Top 3 moment of my life.

[raid @raidd7w]

sometimes you just look at your dick like damn you big today huh

[Hammad Islam @hammadislam138]

@xzx_slipknot Jacques Kallis

[jay @kxyprod_]

เมื่อคืนเงี่ยนมาก จับเมียมานั่งตักแล้วเบ็ดหีหน้ากระจกจนน้ำหีเยิ้ม สักพักเอาควยปลอมยัดหี รูดเข้าออกหนักๆ จนน้ำพุ่งเต็มกระจก จับตอกหีจนตาลอย

[ree @tomato_jos__]

Vulgar names are reserved for when your dick is in me.
Try calling me a dirty whore when we’re not fucking and see how that goes.

[Gabriel Cebrián @Gaceru]

Si Reed y Sue conocían a Víctor antes de ser Doom, significa que saben cómo es su rostro.

Y ya me temo que la gran revelación será cuando uno de ellos vea una foto de Tony Stark y diga : ¿qué hace Doom en esta foto?

[Chyyoma 🎀 @Chyoma_Whispars]

getting him angry so he'll fuck you harder >>>>>

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[fyn ting @prettyexoticc_]

if distance didnt exist we'd probably be fcking rn

[Pakistan Cricket @TheRealPCB]

Leading from the front with 1️⃣9️���3️⃣ runs in the two games, including two half-centuries 🙌

Pakistan captain Babar Azam is the joint player of the series ✨

#WIvPAK | #PakistanCricket

[gaydie @gingerpoise]

sadie sink is just unfairly pretty

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!

[kitty 🍭 @stuflings]

Bare minimum: Sending him a video of me touching myself thinking of him while hes at work >⩊<