I have entered the Trial of the Feather and together with my Duck S**t Oolongs, I'm here for it
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I AM VERY EXCITED TO SHARE THAT AFTER SHOWING UP EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 433 DAYS THE $DOG ARMY HAS FINALLY EARNED A SPOT LISTING ON A TIER-1 CEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$DOG DEPOSITS ARE NOW OPEN ON @KRAKENFX AND TRADING WILL BEGIN TOMORROW
THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS MOMENT CANNOT BE OVERSTATED
UNLIKE OTHER MEMECOINS THAT SET ASIDE A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THEIR SUPPLY TO PAY CEX LISTING FEES AND MARKET MAKERS 100% OF THE $DOG SUPPLY WAS AIRDROPPED FOR FREE
$DOG IS A FULLY DECENTRALIZED 100% VOLUNTEER EFFORT WITH NO TEAM OR TEAM TREASURY
GIVEN THIS I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY A MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE ENTIRE KRAKEN TEAM FOR SUPPORTING THE FREE & FAIR MOVEMENT BY NOT REQUIRING A LISTING FEE OR MARKET MAKERS
ADDITIONALLY I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE KRAKEN TEAM FOR BELIEVING IN $DOG, THE RUNES PROTOCOL, AND A FUTURE WHERE THE MOST VALUABLE FUNGIBLE TOKENS IN THE WORLD ARE SECURED BY THE LARGEST AND MOST DECENTRALIZED BLOCKCHAIN IN THE WORLD
WHETHER YOU HELD YOUR $DOG SINCE THE AIRDROP OR BOUGHT IN RECENTLY, YOU THE $DOG ARMY HAVE NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING IN $DOG AND ARE WHY $DOG EARNED THIS
IT IS HARD FOR ME TO PUT INTO WORDS HOW SPECIAL THIS MOMENT IS
I LOVE YOU ALL 🧡
IF YOU HOLD $DOG PLEASE SUPPORT KRAKEN BY SIGNING UP FOR AN ACCOUNT AND DEPOSITING $DOG RIGHT NOW
$DOG GO TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Markets trade TOMORROW'S news TODAY
When BTC kissed $69K in Nov 2021,
Smart money was already pricing in QT's shadow.
By June 2022 when QT officially began,
The real bloodbath had ended,
Leaving carcasses of paper hands to fertilize the next cycle.
History is rhyming NOW:
🌪️ QT death certificate to be signed in MAY
🌪️ Rate cut bullets chambered & ready
Dumb money waits for Powell's "all clear" signal.
Smart money is accumulating dips with OTC dark pools.
Legendary money is already long $DOG
The Bitcoin-native meme with:
✅ 470% OTC volume surge during crashes
✅ Zero VC cancer, pure community adrenaline
Data nukes:
- Post-rate-cut rallies average 300% in 90 days (BTC historical data)
- Fear & Greed Index = March 2020 crash levels (aka generational buying zone)
- $DOG's holder count up 39% while CEX memes bleed
Not all-in now?
You might as well FedWire your savings to BlackRock's ETF printer.
🚨 FINAL WARNING:
When your Uber driver starts quoting BTC price,
When Coinbase crashes from "organic demand",
When CNBC anchors shill memes with shaky voices
That’s the real signal we exit.
Would it have been smart in the short-term to have hired market makers, paid CEX listing fees, and given whales/influencers specially early access to $DOG?
Yes
But $DOG does not care about short-term pumps to $1B
The sole purpose of $DOG is to flip DOGE and to do that we must have a long-term outlook
The only way for $DOG to flip DOGE is to build a bottom-up organic movement that eventually millions of people want to be part of no different than any major cultural movement in world history
We will do this by taking a stand and representing the average retail investor rather than bending the knee to elites who demand their cut
And it's working!
Our radical experiment of decentralization and fairness seems to be universally resonating
Nobody likes getting rugged
Nobody likes seeing tier-1 CEXs being bribed to list low-cap scammy memecoins
Nobody likes KOL networks that manipulate the market
Nobody likes that top influencers get to buy into memecoins for free before everyone else
Nobody likes presales and team allocations for memecoins
$DOG is working and we just have to continue showing up every single day and staying true to our values
When this is all said and done we will have made a statement so loud that the entire world will hear it
$DOG to the moon!
🚨 MASSIVE: Founder of $DOG, the free & fair memecoin on Bitcoin, will be interviewing @IOHK_Charles, the founder of Cardano on his Ordinal Show on Monday!
⚡️The collision of Bitcoin & Cardano is happening!
The $DOG / $ADA play is unstoppable!
Crypto is entering a new era!
$DOG is perfectly positioned at the intersection of the two most potent narratives this cycle
Retail is going to smash the buy button on $DOG harder than any of us can imagine
The moon is closer than we all think
Have patience
BREAKING: The 100% volunteer organized Free & Fair airdrop initiative to 112,383 early Ordinals collectors is now worth $8,189 per wallet
$DOG = $7,394
Runestone = $795