I heard this joke and I loved it.
A man went into a bar and brought out a one-foot-tall man and a small piano from his pocket. The small man started playing the piano.
Seeing this, the bar man asked "Wow! This is wonderful! Where did you get this?"
"There's a genie down the road that's granting wishes," said the man.
The bar man quickly rushed out but came back, not long after, with a lot of ducks and disappointment on his face. When the man asked him what happened, he said "The genie has hearing problems. I asked him for 1,000 bucks and he produced 1,000 ducks instead. I just took some of the ducks to show you"
The man who came to drink then replied "Oh, did you think I also asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
Exactly the script Nnamdi Azikiwe played in 1940's. He created Igbo union, when Bàba Awólọ́wọ̀ created "egbẹ́ ọmọ Odùduwà" that protect Yorùbá interest, he waged assymetric warfare against Bàba Awólọ́wọ̀. Yorùbá unity is a big threat to other ethnicities, I don't know why.
Tweet about SPONSOR ATTACK is more than tweet about kids inside the bush, everyday u keep coming here talking about 3k SPONSOR ATTACK as if you are that Matter. Bro u even pull out financial status card 😭. Are you okay upstairs?
These sponsored attacks are revealing a lot. I honestly didn’t know I was living among people with this kind of mindset. Shame! Shame! Shame! Ironically, many of those attacking me cannot even maintain my standard of living. But this isn’t about me, it’s about Nigeria. We deserve better, and we must demand better. 🇳🇬💔”
@PeterPsquare Tweet about SPONSOR ATTACK is more than tweet about kids inside the bush, everyday u keep coming here talking about 3k SPONSOR ATTACK as if you are that Matter. Bro u even pull out financial status card 😭. Are you okay upstairs?