Don Hammer

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

@Nude_Tayne good news, looks like there is a second wedding staying at the hotel. Couldn't rule out them being strippers. It's a stredding.

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

Duke!

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

@Nude_Tayne you should blow that candle out now. Elton

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

@Nude_Tayne sometimes britches need stitches

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

@Nude_Tayne they had a legit chance to lose that in regulation. Fun to watch.

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

@voutilad @Nude_Tayne @dboothe oh no, there has to be cam footage of this

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

not tonight #toosoon

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

Like the Phoenix!

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

Alert: there is a penis balloon in the pool.

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

feel awful @subtheBruing you're taunting with Groton while I'm in Vegas

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

Definitely a bachelorette party of strippers on my Vegas flight. Where is @Nude_Tayne when I need him!

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

it's like I'm looking down in the shower

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

@Nude_Tayne at least make it a bowl. And add Barbacoa... I can't handle your words.

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

try getting into a bar like this.

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

It was the best of times and the worst of times “@voutilad Cant believe @hammer_d_time lost a grand in à bar het”

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

@abonvini @voutilad your tweets are the worst. Can we exclude Chicopee from mass?

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

Welp thanks to Sailfest seems my tolerance level got reset. Great for the VT Brewfest this weekend.

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

So I tried to toss someone thru my window Saturday. #TimeTravelStunts

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

Bovada must be following me on the twitter. Looks like I'm donking away some more coin, on soccer.

[Don Hammer @hammer_d_time]

June has by far been my worst gambling month ever, lets move on to July already