Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels

JMU “1994” Alum. ΑΣΣ Scribe ‘93. Proud divorced hockey dad living that Miami lifestyle in The Greatest Valley on Earth.

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@barkeypilled @toddbarrells Didn’t you guys lose to the caps AHL team

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@Doug_1ey @Shane_DNRSports Nowadays it’s impossible to get student tickets for noon games

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@MikeBevis75 @ASUREDWOLF Bum belt football at its finest

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@i_Bob_Cats Glad to have escaped like you guys.

— The Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@jmuquadlove I think @ASUREDWOLF will miss us the most

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@bigdevSYN Let me know when you find them

— Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@i_Bob_Cats I genuinely don’t remember us saying anything to you guys when you left. Especially because we were an east team

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@jkcottrell51 @DavidHallVP And yet here you are, begging for my attention in my replies. You’re such a good boy for me, capitalizing “The Hammer” properly. You’re such a fan, James — it’s okay if you don’t want to admit it.

Go back to responding to engagement bait slop posts farming you for clicks.

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@jkcottrell51 @DavidHallVP At least I don’t work at a junior high, James. She couldn’t handle having this much money — not something I’d expect you to understand on a Louisiana teacher salary. Work hard and someday you can be more like me, blue!

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@ASUREDWOLF @appsteve What surprises me is how you were able to keep JMU’s name out of your mouth for 48 hours! Shocking!

— The Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@appsteve @ASUREDWOLF You’re only realizing this just now?

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@jkcottrell51 @DavidHallVP They must be rubbing off on you, James. In the morning I see pure American grit in the mirror. It’s great, unlike the Very Sad Little Man “you” here arguing with strangers on the internet. What a massive loser you are!

— The Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@ASUREDWOLF Take away JMU… and that’s at least one less!

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@the757ff @DavidHallVP Your ETSU “education” is showing in your bio, John.

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@toddbarrells @MikeBevis75 Holy shit

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@jkcottrell51 @DavidHallVP I don’t know how many times people have explained why that number is the way it is and why it’s deceiving but I’m not going to do the labor of educating you on your ignorance.

You know what they say. You can’t argue against idiots! 😂

— The Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@notjmuAD Oh I was wondering why she looked so shocked, makes sense now

[Becks @BecksWelker]

The thing you have to remember about the gales of November is they come early

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@HerdPlsWin @threesondad Good bait

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@bigdevSYN Potentially. If she was bad tho you might have to let it slide