Zeebra Hammer

I'm a dad who makes scary music.

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@Nymdok Alam Arkin did a kind of loungy singing album and it was charming. "I like you.. because you don't make me nervous! My blood pressure's normal..."

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@parasolstand @Cautiousperson9 @RadishHarmers I've been emasculated by a mouldy dildo

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@Cautiousperson9 @RadishHarmers Meat in the room, Jez. Meat in the room.

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@dr_duchesne This is a unique angle, I gotta give you that. It's complete horse shit, but unique. Racist environmentalism. Such untapped potential.

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@GodsLibtard That's the Cannibal Corpse emoji

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@DuckieLouise Oh no, we don't want the suicide enabling machine to feel "othered"

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@RadishHarmers It's the best show. And there's a relevant quip for all of life's moments, including your little pity party here.

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@CollinRugg This is more a damning indictment of MPS. Everyone involved deserves 5 years and mandatory reeducation.

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@Spookyspoon16 @fesshole I'm sure there's a rich tapestry of appendages being whipped out

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@Spookyspoon16 @fesshole From what I hear you can see a lotta tits on Wednesday

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@awesomesaucev83 @qqwwqq_cheese They're like that giant pyramid in Pyongyang. Just kinda there.

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@SachaBaronCohen What have you, indeed.

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@ezGrubx @garyboomer58 Absolutely. It could get there again. Maybe. It's got decent bones.

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@murdapram I was a 420channer for years but idk what the hell happened to that place

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@ezGrubx @garyboomer58 I agree. My transmission went out as I was passing Gary. Drove around trying to find literally anything at all but by the grace of god made it to a shop in Hammond. Gary looked like the rapture had happened.

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@kenklippenstein Super super smart stuff

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@PeteHegseth It's all fun and games until you and kash bandicoot get merc'd so some NEET can make it on the TV

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@hellspatisserie World Star

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@ezGrubx @garyboomer58 Hammond is better than Gary in the way that getting a paper cut on your glans is better than testicular torsion.