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if found please return to nearest dumpster #bemis #pugdadbod

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The Morgans

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I'm sorry, America. I fucked up and didn't vote in 2020. But Cards Against Humanity paid me $0.33 to post this apology and make a voting plan, and now I'm a whole new person! Did you skip 2020? Get paid to apologize today at https://t.co/5peB3Op0zF #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet

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Williams just hit them with the WNBA logo steal @seattlestorm

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Woke up to a new @USPS Informed Delivery email template in my inbox and I love it. Am I old now?

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This aged poorly.

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I like reading The Phantom Tollbooth every year or so, and this time I revisited the story via @rainnwilson reading it to me via @audible_com. What a great way to travel along with Milo!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

FRANCINE TAKES IT TO THE HOUSE 😂

The #PuppyBowl is electric

Tune in NOW on @AnimalPlanet https://t.co/kb30W3iLIf

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Yay!!!!

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

🗣️ FIRST TOUCHDOWN OF #PUPPYBOWL XX GOES TO TEAM FLUFF! Francine absolutely carrying the team on her back.

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PSA: put your phone down

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@Rock_Athletics @NCAADII put some respect on The Rock’s name!!

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People who sleep with socks on are sociopaths

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@GooglePlay 👻💦

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you failed me joseph

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DODONGOOOOO

[Pugberto Dancing Multiverse @pugbertofficial]

"Dinosaur Boss Battle"

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)

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a story of heartbreak:

Dear @lushcosmetics, my Asteroid City shower gel arrived today. One bottle arrived fully alive, while the other left some goodness along the way.

the end

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@subtractumm it’s a whole personality trait

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just hit ep 52 of @dungeonsanddads, there have been many great references up to this point (notably-metal gear solid) but @HeyBethMay’s “Mr, Hammond, I think we’re back in business!” has me laughing like a goon

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@Diablo @Complex @firstwefeast 🔥 #DiabloIV #DiabloSweepstakes

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@MBonvoyAssist my heart was mended shortly after this photo was captured with a restored feed.

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my absolute favorite thing to do (for whatever reason) is fall asleep to ESPN whenever I stay in a hotel room. @MarriottBonvoy, ur breaking my heart rn

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thinking about all the @Neopets I left in the virtual abyss