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.@ZacIsNotFunny that Luis J van der Sloot joke on @LegionOfSkanks about @luisjgomez running rampant in international waters during Shiprocked deserved more. So hilarious 😂
Hey @apple, would be nice to get a quick replacement when your expensive ass computer breaks down after 2 days! Having to wait a week for service isn’t acceptable. #productionhalted
I thought, maybe if Trump could hear what a eulogy for him would sound like, maybe that would give him some insight into himself – so I prepared a modest example for him. #TrumpEulogy#FakeFuneral#FlyWhinyLittleBitchFly👼
With the Pentagon’s recent statement that not only are UFOs real but that they have recovered a craft that is “not from this world” I encourage anyone who hasn’t listened to last week’s podcast with @jeremycorbell… https://t.co/IVA8gHKhDo
1- take a fucking joke 2- fucking relax 3- I’ll do whatever the fuck I want also 4- no four but it just sounded better. Ok 4 go fuck yourself. How’s that?
13 people dead in one hospital, in ONE NIGHT at a NYC hospital. People talking about the damage to the economy need to shut the fuck up. Monetary losses can be regained. Lives cannot and the economic damage will be way worse long term if we don’t do what’s needed.
This crisis is worse than I thought. New economic recovery plan: suspended the income tax and payroll tax for 3 years(starting with 2019 retroactively). Eliminate all taxes and penalties on retirement accounts so Americans can access their money now.
I’m sorry to say... @AriShaffir has gone senile. He was just a lost and naked trying to call for help. You can help with his medical bills through his patreon https://t.co/ncexU2xJQl 🙏