Michael Thomas

I still want to be a cowboy when I grow up.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

I'm still using my beginner balls. https://t.co/fGhIHsLT7A

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

I need some new balls. https://t.co/fGhIHsLT7A

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

The Cowboy's defense is sucking tonight. #DALvsTB

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

@AngryBlackLady Just wondering... Do "LGBTQ people" have a lot of unexpected pregnancies?

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

@Thankful4Usa @lyft @AskLyft Well, it's being taken away from them and that's what they're worried about. They used to blame Trump. It wasn't just Trump. It was all of us. They have a Democratic President in Office now, a Democratic House & Senate, and a female Vice-President, yet we're still winning.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

.@lyft @AskLyft How dare you email me your political opinion from a "no-reply" address. Then, when I went to unsubscribe, I had to remove bonus alerts also. What if I don't feel comfortable taking women to have abortions? Do I, as a Lyft driver, not have a choice? #SB8

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

@Thankful4Usa @lyft @AskLyft Yeah, and I won't tolerate being bullied. Plus, I've dropped women off at abortion clinics before in the taxicab without even knowing what it was. Then I have to deal with a mob of protestors sticking signs and pictures of aborted fetuses in my face like I'm the bad guy.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

@Thankful4Usa @lyft @AskLyft If we as drivers, and riders too, mention anything political to each other, we get a bunch of feedback from the company and can be suspended from using the app.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

@MadisonG_WAVY Now that you said it, we have to see it. #TapDancingTraffic

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

Patricia! https://t.co/aVk4OWy21K

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

The problem now is that everyone feels like they have to pick one side or the other. Only idiots and morans actually believe this, and those of us that don't are labeled as anarchists.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

Cuba has vaccines against cancer, but because of the US embargo against Cuba, these vaccines are not available to Americans.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

The truth is that most American Colonies opposed slavery, yet the British kept sending boatloads of negros from Africa. The Civil War wasn't even about slavery. It was about economical differences.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

Why do negros celebrate the Fourth of July? They were still enslaved in 1776. It's true that they participated in the Revolutionary War, yet both sides offered them freedom. Only Britain reneged.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

Journalism is dead. Both Mainstream and Social Media must promote the Liberal agenda. That's censorship.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

Ask yourself: How full would the churches be if the pastors turned away sinners?

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

Virginia State Troopers in pursuit of a speeding motorcycle. I-64 East from Fredrick Blvd, Portsmouth, VA.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

@GCV_ArtDirector @ShelleyFM99 Anal Escort would work too.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

@ShelleyFM99 I was laughing my ass off this morning when you guys were talking about putting the word "anal" in front of Ford model names. I drive an Expedition.

[Michael Thomas @hammermichaelj]

Fucking rich people. Always bragging about having a clean pair of underware for each day of the week.