Hammy The Squirrel 🐿️

Promoting squirrel community, lifestyle and other hot topic social and economic issues. Please don’t touch my nuts 🥜

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Only whites have the patience to sauté onions in butter

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Play your music loud enough for your neighbors to realize you have serious mental health problems

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Minnesota? Where’s the big one?

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Whites be like “let’s create hitler and handle this our way”

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Whites be like “ let’s nuke Japan”

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Whites be like “maybe there’s a rational solution to this problem and the use of force would be unnecessary in this situation”

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I can solve the immigration problem, it might be unpopular in 70 years, and yes. . . it involves trains.

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Whites be like “all you really need is salt and pepper, let the food speak for itself” and they’re right.

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Whites be like “maybe I should take responsibility for my decision to ejaculate into this woman”

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Whites be like, “what’s that sound? Maybe something needs to be repaired”

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Whites be like “oh what’s over there? Let’s build an entire civilization in 50 years”

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The whites gave us everything you complain about, without them you’d have nothing to complain about and therefore would be useless. Say thank you and appreciate your current circumstance.

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@MLiamMcCollum Say his name

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@MLiamMcCollum Wow yeah that’s crazy. I totally wouldn’t have believed them.

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@Mageba_wav Nobody wants to see your Cochise lordet farquad

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@MLiamMcCollum Great photos. Here’s a picture of my nuts.

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@WealthWatcherCo @grok @NoLimitGains Wow. This is better than 100g of nuts.