Robert Baratheon

Game of Thrones RP Robert's Rebellion AU over 21 prefered book reader and show watcher. Taken by @shewolfandroses

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

AU Robert Baratheon
The Lord of Storm's End
Ships with Lyanna Stark
DM to plot

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

My wife: complains about the heat like she needs the snow back.

Also my wife: makes us stand outside at the baseball game on one of the hottest days this year.

Starks. 🤣

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

That level in Super Mario 3 where the sun is trying to kill you is just every day now.

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Is that what phone jail is for? 🤣

[Argella Baratheon @Argellaofstorm]

If only this helped.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i open and close twitter like its a fridge

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

@XxVLTxX I don't feel like he blamed her for what happened. But not enough time changed in the books to make him bitter about it either. So I don't think he'd be against it since he agreed to it anyway.

[Daddy Issues ྀི @_greywithin]

The Greens and Blacks arguing over the throne.

Night King:

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

I opened my stupid mouth on why you have to watch all these boy groups so she turned on a show where it's all girl groups.
I mean I like it better but I know she tricked me.

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Why's there a tiny jail here? 🤣

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

@LastOfDragon Why'd you just pick up the harp? I mean I found whatever annoyed Stannis was the best but...

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Why not? No one will miss this one.

[Argella Baratheon @Argellaofstorm]

I'm surprised you're asking me. No.

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Starks are fun though. ;)

[Valeria Lestrange-Targaryen @XxVLTxX]

Word

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

@Argellaofstorm Is it okay if I just drown this one Targaryen?

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

This Targaryen. I might be bisexual but I'm not desperate. Ick.

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Well I'm not one of your options. 🤣

[Aenys Targaryen @fireandprophesy]

I just like keeping my options open. 🐲

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

That's kind of scary. Why do you want us so bad when all the other Targaryens want their siblings?

[Aenys Targaryen @fireandprophesy]

I assure you I have excellent taste. That's why I kiss Baratheons. 🥰

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

I know she give me a black eye or something. Especially the quiet smart one.

[Valeria Lestrange-Targaryen @XxVLTxX]

Lyanna will screech so loud in your ear if she heard your boy started a fight

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Targaryens don't have taste that's why you're a sad miserable house. 🤣

[Aenys Targaryen @fireandprophesy]

I'm sorry our good taste in music offends you.

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

He stopped for a little while because he'd get picked on but I kept telling him to just break the other kids nose and they'd shut up.

[Valeria Lestrange-Targaryen @XxVLTxX]

Ah

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Anything really. Cakes, bread, anything.

[Valeria Lestrange-Targaryen @XxVLTxX]

What does he bake?

[Robert Baratheon @hammerstag006]

Did I threaten him? He knows what he did.

[Ser Raymont Baratheon @Raymontourfury]

Hey. I can't have you threatening my pookie.