John Hammer

Faith, Family, Football | Tiger Dog enjoyer | Retired Gifted student | In recovery | Average sized | GEAUX!

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Ngl now that everyone is doing it, timelapsing you and your boys sitting on the couch is pretty lame

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Wearing a red bandanna on burbon ?#freaky

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Downpour during #nolaween🫠

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@LSUfootball Fuck it. Afternoon it is

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Senior year, mid semester move complete

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Fuckn belt

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@FreezerFrank11 Frank, I’m sorry to tell you but it is infinitely better and it is the best sports product in America

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@fuckrudygobert 🥺

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@broadchecks 🤣🤣

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@EverythingRebs Don’t you have a game today kid?

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Bring me home, Earle

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Every time I go Lauberge I walk out less of a man

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@Chabotsports Purdy and Goff both have to go up but solid beside that

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@wildlingslayer “Yea dad I want to go to Kentucky” -Fag

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Reading the hometown buddies in the gc talking ab how much money they have saved up while not in school knowing I have $66 in the account rn

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I could be a strength and conditioning coach in the nfl atp

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Drew walking away with nothing tonight solidified that I will never watch Big Brother again

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We bet on men that are due. Nine, you’re up #nine

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My buddy just ignored the #bagdemic last night. Warrior?