alan

i'm NOT THE HAMMERRRR | unserious roleplay of the guy from ch. 124, 16+

[alan @hammertoska]

// cw healed sh + visibly underweight body

alan headcanons plus follo for comparison

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ @finnzermeow hey?

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr ??

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr @AUGGIEZTHREADZ yes

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ yes follo i want to swing with you very much or else i wouldn't have asked in the first place

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ do i seriously have to give you even more of a performance to convince you i want to hang out

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ i guess

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ it was a hypothetical scenario asshole

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ what

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr @AUGGIEZTHREADZ ok sure

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr @AUGGIEZTHREADZ what does that mean

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ you think i can't handle the cold?? me???? besides that thing has sounded like it was gonna snap since forever but it never did i bet if i sat on your lap it'd creak and creak and creak but it wouldn't break

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ @n_rthstr kay

[alan @hammertoska]

@AUGGIEZTHREADZ @n_rthstr can't you come over for lunch

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr @AUGGIEZTHREADZ obviously

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr @AUGGIEZTHREADZ you already lured me to your house i'd hope im coming with

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr you're gonna make me fat at this rate

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr i suppose i can take a lunch break from my gruelling job of sleeping

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr ALRIGHT FINE IM LOOKING AWAY.

[alan @hammertoska]

@n_rthstr no my eyes are stuck