Brendan Hammond

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

People need to stop doing coke in the pizza pizza bathroom like man I gotta piss baad

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

@circlekcan You guys are real for this! Thanks for bringing it back

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

@circlekcan when are we going to get banana frosters back

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again twisted teas fucking rock all kinds,all makes, all models
Officially back on it

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Absolutely textbook this is what your alcoholic motorcycle gang coach would teach you as a kid. Throw one at the far pad and somebody clean up the garbage. God damn it i fucking love a classic hockey play

[prance @bocxtop]

one day in ur early 20s u suddenly lose the ability to drink alcohol without threatening ur life. and u never get it back

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

@NeilFowler2 @DanyAllstar15 @DanyAllstar15 can you confirm ?

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

How 2020 of it to rain instead of snow on Christmas Eve

[JaiVibez🥶 @daystack]

Wtf did they put in this daylight savings??? NyQuil????

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

I just want to play pool at a bar damn

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

On a roll- Ashley O still slaps
That’s it that’s the tweet

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

Why does hand sanitizer at gas stations smell like that now?! And I know you guys know what I’m talking about

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

The @TheGloriousSons bangs literally anytime

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

If this pandemic has taught me anything it’s that I take life and my job waay to seriously and it’s really nice to slow it all down once in a while

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

@kaylalaurendeau Don’t you have tires that need to be put on rims ? 🤔

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

As shitty as this situation is it’s so nice to have a life that’s not just work and sleep 5 days a week

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

@kaylalaurendeau Ahahahha never ever !

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

Alright I’m pretty much over getting drunk and scrolling twitter when can we go outside

[Quinn Birchard @qbirchard88]

There’s only two types of conversations people will start with you in Kingston:
1) I make more money than you
2) Do you want some blow..

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

Brought @kaylalaurendeau breakfast at work, put her in the best mood. This boyfriend shit is easy as fuck

[Brendan Hammond @hammond_97]

When you get scored on for the 50th time with a cross crease in @EASPORTSNHL