my balls hurt

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@soIodown and what does that mean? like can u articulate what the means

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@dofficial_vela what is the background song

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@hmd_mhmd9832 .

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@Casian_123 @katya_zamo needed this 🫶🏻

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@keleigh1959 @Colonel_Howell @WarlordDilley kelly, you are retarded. Stick to day drinking and planning HOA luncheons (or whatever women your age concern themselves with to find purpose and distract themselves from their husband who won’t eat their cunt) don’t worry kelly!!! He’s eating mine!!!

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im in awe of my tism

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call me elon the way it musk

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don’t call me paddy like im whack

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ok but has the lobster considered how yummy lobster mac & cheese is?

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his dick gru when he put minion me

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i wanna do shrooms w the pioneer woman, i think that would be an enlightening experience

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call my bf terry the way he hits it in reverse

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if u don’t like feta cheese you’re a little bitch

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beanbag - female counterpart to teabagging

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my pussy mormon, super soaker

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the thought of my grandpa going to a dicks last resort keeps me up at night

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but nice guys really do finish last