sam

fine smokes and cheap jokes

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Really regretted my outfit choice today as I handed in my 30 page report to my professor and it's worth 16%

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My Christmas wish this year

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Anthropologie is Urban Outfitters with a 401k

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It’s so cute that Andy thinks RaquelRachel knows what “truncate” means

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@BizNasty2point0 = Roy Kent

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Petition to ban running groups on the rail trail in Charlotte. They are the bicyclists of the sidewalks and it’s infuriating.

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Happy birthday Earth. Enjoy your Jordan Year #23

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You mean to tell me that the couples on the show Wife Swap were swingers?

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My new obsession is My Unorthodox Life

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@biancasroomian Just wait until she sees National Treasure: Book of Secrets

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Nah cause Rodney can do better #BachelorInParadise

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Halloween is such a special holiday because for one night, the furries can roam freely among us

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Jared Keeso is hotter without the tooth

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I am, at all times, craving mashed potatoes

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Found out my boyfriend of 6 years calls me his “common law wife” to his coworkers

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I’m 26, haven’t had a summer break in years, and still get stressed af when the back-to-school commercials start to come on in July

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Claim to Fame is 10000000% better than the bachelorette

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I don’t want to have children in a world like this but because of what has happened today, I might not have that choice

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Kate put her whole Bushy in Running Up That Hill