BREAKING: Astros sign FA God to 2 year, $30 million contract.
In an interview, God stated: โI couldnโt let the Mets win the series against the Astros, so I sent a fat storm over Citi Field to give the Astros some time to adjust and get the job done.โ
God also said โBang Bang Stroโ Gangโ after the Astros beat the Mets.