Sliced Ham

he/him

[Trashed Panda @RailroadRaccoon]

White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress

[Yairsense @yairsense]

GRAVES!
VIOLET!
RAT KING!
NURSE HARROW!!!!!!!

[zero 🍃 @bystials]

"all new heroes have now been permanently deleted from the game and we have tortured the devs who designed them"

[Gerald J. G. @ArtofGerald]

When the youtuber says "and honestly?" And "its not X, its Y" within the span of a minute

[🌺🇭🇰 @Shazaminho]

walking the streets of shanghai wearing mbappe jersey

[Sliced Ham @hamonrebanado]

Forgot to tweet about TL yesterday. For the 6 years I've watched NA compete internationally and routinely drop the ball. For so many years it felt like it was impossible to even see NA do anything. Seeing TL beat AL yesterday was beautiful. We finally got one. #Worlds2026

[🌟cosmo!! 🌟 @HoshiNoCosmo]

I wish they didn't crop out their Tiktok username cuz this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a good second

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱

BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤

[Julie* ⭐⭐ @honeymbappe]

walked into panda express for lunch with my mbappe jersey on

[Jdawg🐶 ( COMISSIONS open) 3/5 @467Doggo]

Me, a citzen of the cursed apple, chillin with my bro in my ap when i look outside and see famous imortal serial killer, the escapee death row convict, 3 known contract killers and the old guy i played chess with at the park pass just outside in the street

[John Democracy @ArdaCoffeeBean]

Played with my friend and all I done was flex money

[Botafogo Tá embalado hein @BateLugar]

Lula com 155 anos se preparando para vencer a filha mais nova de bolsonaro

[LPL English @LPL_english]

AL will win a game.

[Grid @potofgrid]

Name is Breathe -> He's a choker

You did it again, Hideo

[ki @dksiwoo]

My grandparents went to rome and cried when they saw the pope and im like ok u guys are kinda doing too much but hes like their showmaker so its serious like that for them

[bossoskills @bossoskills1]

Dhokla isn't just a top laner . He is a full-time photographer. Every game he buys his randuins omen like it's a brand new DSLR and scopes in to adjust the lens. The enemy walks away unharmed, but at least the composition was just right.

adjusts lens zoom...focus...zoom...focus...

Meanwhile his teammates are fighting for their lives and Dhokla is saying, "hold on guys, the lighting at raptors is perfect."

Enemy ults? CLICK. Nice photo. Dragon fight? CLICK. Great composition. Teammate dies? CLICK. Cinematic storytelling.

His teammates scream “HIT HIM!", but Dhokla gives important comms like that the "depth of field isn't right."

Dhokla’s off stats after a match: Kills = 2 Deaths = 1 Assists = 3. Photos taken = 56!

Dhokla isn't missing his abilities , he is adjusting the focus. Dhokla didn't forget to peel, he is just waiting to take the perfect picture.