Ham

regular sized fish in a normal pond

[Ham @hampartier]

They used to say sex on mythbisters

[Ham @hampartier]

@DURAND___DURAND I know but I liked this tweet better

[Ham @hampartier]

I like the part in the gladiator soundtrack where they just play the pirates of the Caribbean song for a little bit

[Ham @hampartier]

@OrlandoMagic My big brother Jonathan

[Ham @hampartier]

@folded__person Accidentally buying the $1500 cheese

[Ham @hampartier]

@hastifliche Dystopian YA novel about a girl who's heart beat a second time in a world where hearts only beat once

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

the simpsons gave this joke a full 2 minutes of its 21 minute run time because they knew it was just that good

[Ham @hampartier]

Smoking weed isn't funny it's evil and satanic

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

she fall and break her Borns

[Ham @hampartier]

@LinkofSunshine You ever seen a man with legs that long? Yeah I didn't think so

[Ham @hampartier]

This blows, I'm migrating all of my random thoughts over to threads

[Ham @hampartier]

@OrlandoMagic @bransoncognac Wish this edit showed JI blocking a floater at the TOP of its arc

[Ham @hampartier]

I get it, I'm not everyone's couple teeth

[Ham @hampartier]

@IMAO_ We do, don't worry!

[Ham @hampartier]

@dogmatic_shorty Everyone is dumb and this is rad

[Ham @hampartier]

People who don't like me sound off so I can say I'm sorry

[Ham @hampartier]

@kimwexlcrs Humans hate the idea of the species continuing

[Ham @hampartier]

If Elon exclusively wore a white lab coat and steampunk sunglasses and did more objectively evil things people would like him more

[Ham @hampartier]

Would kill to be at Kia Center rn

[Ham @hampartier]

The immediate urge to break an old game with graphics mods