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[𑁍 @bardsballads]

a smirk creeps onto this poet's face, because it's the worst men that i write best.

[lasairfhíona ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @wondercrfts]

yeah we know x

[⊹ SHEN YUAN @wordbinding]

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[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler Melon seeds, congee , rice some meats...ah just whatever I'm brought really? I'm not very picky.

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

* HUFFY TIME! How fucKIN DARE HE! UNfortunately he cannot yell at him so he has to be nice. *

My king may I have my snack back?

[࣪ ִֶָ☾ 漠北君 ⋆⁺₊❅. @borealruler]

*y o i n k*

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler No? I eat plenty of other kinds of food my king. It's just a nice snack.

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler . . . I like carrots. Don't you think they are tasty?

[࣪ ִֶָ☾ 漠北君 ⋆⁺₊❅. @borealruler]

. . .

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

I have to eat my snack before my king takes this one too. 🐹

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

https://t.co/TNDzKvDjOT

Something something i am trying something new 🫡 @SCUMV1LLAIN but attempts will be slow because my twt app is broken and i hate using twt in the phone browser

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler * Greedy demon can't even give him ONE of his carrots back... Is he going to make him sit here and watch him eat that though? Listen...hear that sound? That's his poor empty stomach growling! *

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler his face in his own arms now. Poor tortured Peak Lord!

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler Will he ever be cut any slack? Likely not but he will still internally whine about it. He will continue to lean on it because since then his life has mostly been paperwork!

With some...inappropriate thoughts about his boss.

Another little whine slipped out...ah he better hide -

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler * Don't remind him of that...he's still trying to mentally block out that he had that little outburst.

Fine...he'll sit here so very politely. Won't that earn him one of his yummy carrots? Hear that tummy rumbling? *

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler * This poor thing is just dangling there...This definitely isn't an uncommon sight in these halls. So thankfully for the tattered remains of his ego there isn't much staring.

Maybe...he should shut his big mouth. *

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler * It's the truth! It is all he has...In the bedroom. The whole point is not leaving the bedroo-- EEP!!

Well he certainly can't unscruff himself. *

My kiiiiing

* Look at those big round and wet eyes...*

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler *Well he would like them all back but getting them all seems rather unlikely. * Yes...I'm hungry it's all I have in here

[⁀જ ⌯⌲ @hampsterspy]

@borealruler * Bullying a poor Peak Lord...now his fingers grasp at the fabric of the demons pants. * Can i have a carrot back my king?