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[who? @hampton_ruby]

#lmugrad YASSSS BAILEY!!!!! We love you and your big brain so much!!!!

[who? @hampton_ruby]

@Guywhocankckflp I always think there is a U in there somewhere

[who? @hampton_ruby]

@suprvma Don’t delete this tweet Devin I like it 😌

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[g$ @reptilianhuman4]

I want to see Brittany Spears’ camera roll so bad

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

A better world is not only possible, it is within our reach.

From mutual aid in our communities to solidarity in the streets, the people of New York have already started to reshape our future.

It’s time to bring the movement to the voting booth.

VOTE this Tuesday, June 23rd.

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I’ve always loved joining commencements––the culmination of years of hard work and sacrifice. Even if we can’t get together in person this year, Michelle and I are excited to celebrate the nationwide Class of 2020 and recognize this milestone with you and your loved ones.

[devin @suprvma]

@jacobsartorius

[ALI @rightupyouralii]

Day 1: I had the fattest, juciest ass. And a big, wet moose pussy. The doctors said they’ve never seen anything like it before.

[devin @suprvma]

@jamescharles Please I'm stranded can you call me an Uber XL please @jamescharles

[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮

[Nicky @nickturani]

So I’m pretty sure the screaming matches between my parents have been over what type of car they’re surprising me with :)

Just pick one and sleep in the same room again!

[Andrew @aaschweitzer18]

It’s 2006. You’re sitting on a raised bar stool blowing on a fork of twisted Ramen noodles. The steam is warm on your face. There’s a new episode of iCarly on tonight.

[devin @suprvma]

MCDONALDS GOT 7 FOR 5 ❗️I REPEAT MCDONALDS GOT A 7 FOR 5, for 5$ you can get a small fries, 2 sandwiches, a drink, apple pie, a sundae & a few licks of this Mcdick because i lied to yo Mcstarvin ass. i bet you read the whole thing too witcho Mchungry ass....Mcbitch