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Certified weezer enjoyer (see banner for selfie)

[funny @hampurger_man]

grape flavored stuff doesn't even taste like grape it tastes like fuckin purple

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Bitches be like “I love metroidvanias” and then hate Metroid and Castlevania

[Haala ⚢ @haalaphrodyke]

In everyone's defense, there hasn't been a good 2D Metroid in 24 years nor has there been a passable Castlevania since 2008

[funny @hampurger_man]

Between this and the Sleeping Dogs movie revival, Simu Liu might be back on the menu

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

@bestjkymn @Variety i also took econ 101 lil bro, you don’t have to regurgitate rudimentary textbook stuff to me. kindly read some material on techno-feudalism and how tech breakthroughs overwhelmingly benefit the hyper-wealthy and leave ordinary people in the dust. nobody needs AI extras.

[funny @hampurger_man]

@KomondorCapital @aenighost I personally found the gameplay of Alan Wake 1 frustrating to get through but the story was very compelling. You *could* watch a playthrough but it’s really one of those stories where you take away what you put into it, your own intrigue and desire to piece together the story

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL I’m waiting for your move actually

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL Used to pray for days like this 🙏 no longer in your bitchless era

[funny @hampurger_man]

I don’t care about the show anymore but Liam should have been the first choice

[Redanian Intelligence @RedanianIntel]

First official poster for The Witcher Season 4

Release date confirmed October 30, 2025

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL Yeah #yaoiMD

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL How do you feel about Robert Sean Leonard

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL It’s your turn on 8 ball btw

[funny @hampurger_man]

RHEA SEEHORN SUPREMACY RAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘Breaking Bad’ creator Vince Gilligan’s next TV series.

• Described as a psychological sci-fi starring Rhea Seehorn

• Coming soon to Apple TV+

[funny @hampurger_man]

A good Youtube business decision???? What a day to be alive

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Starting July 15th YouTube will only pay creators who use their real voice and produce original content.

Following will not be eligible for monetization:

- Reused or repurposed videos
- Copied content
- Low effort uploads
- Fully AI-generated videos

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL Omg same (I took a train that was supposed to be 4 hours and then we stopped for an additional 8 hours due to mechanical issues so I left the station at 5:30pm and didn’t get home until 6am and I just woke up)

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL Apple music my goat also ever since you introduced me to tove lo my life has been changed I hope you know

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL Do you pray for my downfall. In Salem they would have cast you as a witch

[funny @hampurger_man]

I’ve been on here longer than some of my younger cousins have been alive. What a hellhole. Fuck this place. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL I’M TRYING DAWG I MIGHT KMS

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL Yeah he’s the one supposed to stand up

[funny @hampurger_man]

@DOUBLEKlLL I don’t like dickriding Apple but the quality felt like listening to some of my favorite songs for the first time again it was crazy

[funny @hampurger_man]

Was watching this on the toilet and when he was leaning back I ripped one and thought he did too and we synced up

[Vin @WhoisVindictive]

Good Morning!

[Aidan @boi__flippy]

Now do a chicken next