hamsjoo

kalong

[▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ ▉ ▊ @coffebit]

Retwit kalo kalian yakin england menang

[Muslim @Muslim]

🇪🇬

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

My mind, 24/7.

[Binance @binance]

grandma's setup

[yourbae @iniakusayank]

Nanas adalah bentuk reinkarnasi akuh di kehidupan selanjutnya 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[zksrzkshmr @zksrzkshmr]

Siklus crypto saat ini:

Get fund → Launch → Hype → Stuck → Exploited → Statement → Migrate → Relaunch → Stuck → Rebrand → AI/RWA/Agent narrative → Relaunch → Stuck → Collapse

Repeat.
Ticker baru.
Narasi baru.
Korban baru.

Game lama.
Packaging baru. 😂😂😂

[reno @satelitbarat]

titik terendah pria…

[AMP 🦍 @mildandaru]

Pak... IKEA nakal pak...

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵.”

— 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

Boomers: I bought my first house at 24.

Millennials: I’m saving for a house.

Gen Z: I bought food today.

[hamsjoo @hamsjoo]

@ItsBione boleh ajakin gw ngab subuh sampe siang dagang ayam sisa waktu nya ngedegen 1% modal hehe

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Psychiatrist: Do you talk to yourself?

Me: Yes, but I don't answer because I don't talk to crazy people.

Psychiatrist:

[hamsjoo @hamsjoo]

@bankrbot @grok @Ilhamrfliansyh gg asu

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Wife: our son called me B!tch Today

Husband: Where is that son of Bitch

Wife:

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me: I have a gambling addiction

Therapist: I bet u can't quit

Me:

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

"Breast or thighs?"

Me: Personality

KFC staff: