ham soap

[ham soap @hamsoap]

@mblake1715 @2LittleGirlsSay advice your parents should've taken

[ham soap @hamsoap]

@MattMeyerhuber i always get a little excited when i see people with abnormally large ears

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@mblake1715 then why are you anti abortion. killing is fun on a bun!

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@RosabelRose hippos can't even understand english let alone provide medical care are you drunk

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@kevindandy1 ill responsible for the chicken soup

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@KenJennings if you listen carefully you can hear the sound of me mocking your religion wooshing over your malformed head

[ham soap @hamsoap]

@KenJennings makes sense that a mormon wouldn't like christian realism. get it? it's funny because mormonism is christian fan fiction.

[ham soap @hamsoap]

“@IsVolleyball: The only thing I like more than playing volleyball is watching it” @ChuckGrassley

[ham soap @hamsoap]

“@SoFunnyPosts: Volleyball = A more intense version of don't let the balloon hit the floor.” @ChuckGrassley

[ham soap @hamsoap]

“@VolleyballButts: The whole damn team http://t.co/8gnADr4Wgb” @ChuckGrassley

[ham soap @hamsoap]

i burned my food so bad that now its only good at murder and basketball

[Kimberly Anai @Therealkimay]

Ohp my tummy hurts too much ham :\
#pooping #tummyache #yummyham

[j. blainedanger @kingkousy]

Cover me in ham like the Fear Factor snake coffin.

[Mr.Successful @Successful_242]

Thank God the chicken gin get a chance to rest bring on the sweet ham and season turkey

[ham soap @hamsoap]

@alrightjam want to make that dream a reality bby

[Jack Handy @HandyJack420]

My stick figure family would pretty much be just me holding hands with a Fleshlight and a ham sandwich.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

You might not think a Chardonnay & ham smoothie would be a good idea before a jog. Well congratulations, you're correct.

[ham soap @hamsoap]

to combat overfishing i suggest we start eating children instead of sushi, the obnoxious little fucknuggets are probably delicious

[ham soap @hamsoap]

@c_lingenfelter you should be "the unknown comic" for halloween

[ham soap @hamsoap]

people give gwyneth paltrow a lot of shit but it's sweet how a douchy, bland actress fell in love with the lead of a douchy, bland band