hamster

and I got a colorful aura, like I got neon guts :P

[hamster @hamyatta]

me

[Bingleton Dinglenuts Barnacle Jornes Jr. @yanda08__]

Made out of frustration

[Bingleton Dinglenuts Barnacle Jornes Jr. @yanda08__]

Made out of frustration

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

It's okay to be fat
It's okay to be gay
It's okay to play hanzo
It's okay to be short

[hamster @hamyatta]

@linkclaws RIGHTT i don’t wanna play rialto for the billionth time, it would not kill us to play one round of control or fp 😭

[hamster @hamyatta]

who the hell has an app for grocery lists?? theres a reason why a notes app exists. people just be downloading anything

[소어향 @mdzsseh]

계편의 고통으로도 잊혀지지 않는 사람

[hamster @hamyatta]

a guy said it was so hot out and I said hes getting that hot cause he’s wearing black. he looked scandalized. I didn’t realize that to him, i sounded like I was calling him hot 😔

[yaz @yzrnabjd]

rule: don’t joke to someone that doesn’t understand english bc they will think u r sexually harassing them

[mat 𓆟 @dumbassmat]

ive been
- blocked
- unblocked
- added
- unadded
- loved
- hated
but ive never been circumcised

[pupaya 🍭 #KILLJPC @pupayafruit]

@bunnicafe “Our fish are a little big for you” MAUGA PLEASE

[hamster @hamyatta]

@Achilovesleep this is so beautiful…!!!!!

[嘬禅雅塔机油被暴踹200脚 @Achilovesleep]

“......”

#ramyatta
#overwatch

[hamster @hamyatta]

they used to ignore me because I was so funny they could NOT comprehend it

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

suicidal at 12 was crazy i should have become a minecraft youtuber

[hamster @hamyatta]

@oopakim “your childish” what about your childish…? idek tjis jit and im getting the ick

[hamster @hamyatta]

dude rhis is me but with washing my feet. like even after im walking around in my living room, I’ll wash my feet idk I’ll literally be unable to do anything unless I wash my feet every few hours

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want