Typowaala

I’m a carbivore in a carbi world.

[Baji Please @BajiPlease]

Whatever problem you have - anger, health, financial distress, lay-off, family rifts - just wait 24 hours before reacting. Sleep on it.

You’ll be startled to see how your perspective changes in less than a day.

[Ammar Rashid @AmmarRashidT]

These fuel prices are simply not sustainable. You can't ask the public to plug your fiscal gaps while the ruling elite burns jet fuel on private jaunts in multibillion rupee planes bought with taxpayer money. The govt needs to create fiscal space to reduce the Petroleum Levy.

[B @BlSBAAS]

meeting someone with a regulated nervous system is so funny......they talk slow, move slow, think slow, decide slow, think before they speak, take the time to plan things, reschedule and ask for "time to think" like oh wow

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

apparently the only place left without ads is a book

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

LinkedIn asking me to update the app, brother I only open it when I don’t want to open any other app and have an itch to just scroll.

[Caitlin Doornbos @CaitlinDoornbos]

4:30 a.m. update: Yes, I know the Iranian government posted to X that the talks have concluded, but I’m here and I’m telling you, I’ve seen nothing change. No confirmation that talks have ended or are being extended.

Gonna try to get a nap in. Wish me luck!

[Mahnoor Sheikh @mahnoorrsheikh]

Lagta hai Iran mein minimum education required is PhD

[Faizan. @thoraoffbeat]

serena u better put up a big fat sign outside the room aragchi stays in after this is over that says ARAGCHI STAYED HERE and charge real money for it

[nma. @namaloomafraaad]

islamabad feels like the drawing room of the house, beautifully decorated, spotless, only meant for guests. I come from karachi which ofcourse, thanks to PPP, is the dirty kitchen of the country.

[Gregg Carlstrom @glcarlstrom]

Honestly, if the coffee is good, this sounds like an improvement over 95% of the diplomatic events journalists have to cover

[Oshaz @ThisisOshaz_]

I like how the entire Pakistani Twitter’s humor is being carried by the same 10-12 accounts since COVID. And no matter what happens, you can trust them to churn the funniest shit up.

[Rao Saad Omer Khan 🇵🇰 @saadomerkk]

This is Islamabad's reply to Lahore's Basant. #FOMO

[Caitlin Doornbos @CaitlinDoornbos]

Did these people think they’d get table-side seats to discussions to end a war? I flew 21 hours to be here & knew exactly what I was getting into — there’s no news until there’s news; that’s how these things work. This is unfair to Pakistan, which has been a gracious host.

[Zebunnisa Burki @zburki]

The memes are meme-ing. I love you, Pakistan Twitter. You do you!

[Bila @SuspendedBilaMX]

Current Affairs

[Suneeha Kiran @SuneehaKiran]

This music video of PSL 11 anthem is so relatable for real life events.

In 2021, I'd undergone a surgery at Shifa hospital isb at 7pm & the very next day at 2pm,on the hospital bed,I on the TV for PakvsNZ match which was then postponed.

#cricketfan

https://t.co/SXQQgLzk3z

[Wasim Akram @wasimakramlive]

Love it 🥰 proper banger .

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

Now that everyone is busy in world war. Boys hitting all out of the park. I think our boys are just shy

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

Taraweeh is basically spiritual leg day.

[علاوي @_ark4]

Men used to go to war now they take electrolytes for a fast that ends at 5:30pm