Hannah Crosbie

[Hannah Crosbie @han67787]

weather just hit 23°C time to go insane

[Hannah Crosbie @han67787]

entering a restaurant gap relationship with my parents every time they visit london

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oh him? that’s my ex-restaurant gap situationship

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breaking up with my boyfriend over the phone and he’s breaking down in tears as he tries to pronounce planque one last time

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a beautiful woman named Confirm Reservation keeps texting me

[Hannah Crosbie @han67787]

a beautiful woman should never have to scan a QR code to look at a menu

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at borough market identifying 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear, 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste

[Hannah Crosbie @han67787]

in your 20s, you will be invited to a brewdog for christmas work drinks. it is very important that you say no.

[Hannah Crosbie @han67787]

microdosing drag as a dad by dressing up as santa for your kids

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bad day to be a woman that likes to ponder everything that was and all that will be

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

'I've banned solo drinkers from my bar' https://t.co/Ec9wrknSpn

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does anyone else think frankenstein (2025) looks like gotye (2011) or is it just me

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happy to announce I have resigned from my job to focus on chardonnay and pinot

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Avril Lavigne announces debut wine https://t.co/z3DSDhsjdz

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why’d you have to go and make things so macerated

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Avril Lavigne announces debut wine https://t.co/z3DSDhsjdz

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i’m ageing like a boxed wine

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the most unemployed woman you know is on her ig story right now posting photos of martinis with the caption ‘tgif’

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almost forgot this was the whole point (three martinis before dinner)

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the summer i got way too drunk on every hinge date

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i’ll be like “i needed this” and it’s just me eating a whole tin of sardines

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people who spend all their money at the wine bar? you mean the pourgeoisie???