when I see people in the year of our lord 2019 genuinely ordering Frappuccinos from starbucks I am so baffled like it’s 11am and you’re choosing a milkshake with 0.001% coffee? grow up
I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)