Hannah Fitzsimmons

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

me age 13: I can’t stop watching new girl
me age 18: I don’t think I’ll ever find the kind of love I want
me age 26: I can’t stop watching new girl

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

new girl s4 e17 when jess is trying to convince nick to date cece but he thinks she’s talking about putting a popcorn machine in the bar.

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

[Hannah Fitzsimmons @han_fitz_]

@1emilymilner @jackremmington omg stop

[Hannah Fitzsimmons @han_fitz_]

@1emilymilner @latkedelrey liked it purely so it would show up in ur feed under my name

[Hannah Fitzsimmons @han_fitz_]

@1emilymilner @girlpowertbh omg we need 🥺 maybe we can get them just in time

[Hannah Fitzsimmons @han_fitz_]

@1emilymilner @sarky_sheena 2023 and the sandy is still our move

[Hannah Fitzsimmons @han_fitz_]

@1emilymilner @veryharryhill Okay lamp!

[Hannah Fitzsimmons @han_fitz_]

@1emilymilner @mylestanzer I am incapable of hitting the unfollow button

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Taught my dog this new trick where I yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he keeps barking as loud as he can.

[𝓙 @jszct]

"It's up to you" no thanks, i'm indecisive

[D🦋 @dxvsxx]

How have so many generations managed to work til retirement age?! I’m 25 and I’m tired!

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"can u multitask" yes actually im losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[Hannah Fitzsimmons @han_fitz_]

@1emilymilner @DakDeMarco @rissafrmoffline listen when duo pops up, you answer

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, dude, what do you think i’m doing in the office?